In honor of the devestatingly awesome Pistons victory over the Lakers last night, destroying them for all time and winning the Finals, I have written a couple of haikus, as Kenzie often does (although not about basketball.)
Laker Dynasty
Ends in a savage beating.
Shaq, Kobe: Weep, jerks.
Ben Wallace’s Fro
Giant, awesome, I envy.
My sad white-boy hair.
Colorado bound?
Hey Kobe, don’t be raping.
No means no, loser.
Snap, snap, snap, daddio, I remain…
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