This is why I love my girlfriend more than any other full grown person on the face of the earth…
She works at an ice cream store, and today she invented a new sundae. It has an ice cream called “White Tiger Paws” and it’s topped with strawberries.
She calls it “The Roy.”
I. Love. This. Woman.








One should not confuse the craving for life with endorsement of it. by poker chips
Executives are like joggers. If you stop a jogger, he goes on running on the spot. If you drag an executive away from his business, he goes on running on the spot, pawing the ground, talking business. by casino