Best Joke I’ve Heard in a While:

A man and a boy are walking through the woods at night, and as they get further and further into the woods, the boy starts hugging up on the guy’s leg. Finally, the man goes “Kid, what’s the problem?”

“I’m scared,” the little boy says.

“You’re scared? How do you think I feel, I have to walk out of here by myself.”

Having the goods, I remain…

PS: Speaking of comedy, the title of this post is quite possibly the worst line I’ve ever written in my entire life. And that includes the story I wrote about G.I.Joe when I was in the 1st grade.