The Demonweasel Speaks

My 7-year old daughterís favorite song being ìYeahî by Usher is cute. Hearing her sing the line ìWe want a lady in the street but a freak in the bedî makes it less so.

Iím so suing Usher for corrupting my little girl. The sad thing is, there are people out there who might consider such a thing.

Example: SportsCenter was running a 4-part report on sports video games, and the last one was about ìAre Sports Games Too Violent for Kids?î *sigh* So they show this kid, who I think was 7, but maybe he was 11, and one of his favorite games is Major League Baseball Slugfest. Itís a baseball game that, in addition to playing the game, while running the bases you can start swinging at the other players, kicking them, kneeing them, making them drop the ball, and have it turn into a great big brawl. For the piece, they sit this kids Mom down with him, as she has never seen him play the game before. And, sheís shocked! Horribly shocked! Why, thereís hitting in this game. ìItís like a real slugfest!î she says in indignation. No shit, really? A game called MLB Slugfest is actually a fucking *slugfest!* What would you have done if your kid had wanted ìNFL Baby Eating Ass Raping Genocidal Challenge?î Say ìGee, it sounds like a harmless football game?î Not to mention the fact that the first time she watched her kid play this game was for a fucking TV show.

I fucking love when parents get indignant about things their kids do when they donít spend an ounce of time trying to actually find out what their kids like and do.

God, people are idiots.

So, to sum up: my daughter is adorable, and everyone else is a fucking idiot.

Iím off to watch Charlieís Angels 2.

Because my word is law, I remainÖ