Sometimes TV makes me that happy, and it’s okay.

Total fucking dork-dom on the tube tonight.

On ìSmallvilleî, Chole, one of Clark’s teen pals is getting fired from her job at the Daily Planet, having been blacklisted.

“Here,” she says, handing a disk to one of the senior writers, “these are some stories I’m working on.”

Reporter: “Sorry, Chloe, but nothing with your name on it will ever see print. You sure pissed off the wrong people.”

Chloe: “Okay…wait, how about a pseudonym? I can use my cousins name, she’s totally not into journalism.” *writes name, hands disk over*

Reporter looks at disk: “Lois Lane?”

At which point my brain melts and dribbles out my ear.

Not to mention that there have been rumors going about that the boy Lana has been seeing on Smallville, that’s from out of town, has a mysterious past and no family, may be visiting Kansas by way of Gotham City. I shrugged that off as pipe dreams last week, but this week he’s all doing kung-fu and spouting random facts about stuff under the guise of “I read alot.” Yes, he supposedly lost his family in a fire (and met Lana in physical therapy because of injuries he sustained trying to save them), but that could just be a cover for a random good deed gone awry.

And on “Angel,” Andrew showed up! I love Andrew, that dorky little bastard. I always thought it’d be funny so see him trying to fit in there. Not only did we get him, but little tidbits about where the rest of the gang from “Buffy” are and what they are up to.

I haven’t mentioned it here yet, but Chappelle’s Show is fucking hysterical. If you ever get a chance to see it, do so. This weeks is especially good.

That’s all I’ve got. I’m all pissed off about New Hampshire, but yelling about it won’t do any good. All I can say is that if Dean lasts to the Ohio primary, he’s still got my vote. I’ll vote for Kerry, because as any one who knows me will tell you, I’m all about beating Bush. I’d love to beat Bush. I can’t think of a better thing to do with your time than beat Bush. I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t want to beat Bush.

Bush beater, I remain…