So I asked her to marry me.
And she said yes.
So we’re getting married.
And I am, by far, the happiest man on the face of the earth. There’s a small child somewhere right now who just got a new toy and is estatic and thinks that he’s the happiest ever, but he’s wrong. So, so wrong.
We’re […]

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Another new year, and yet no flying cars.
Of course, flying cars would probably have computers, and the computers would probably have Windows, and that would just lead to problems. A couple of weeks ago the computer stopped recognizing both CD drives, and all of my attempts to fix it have been nil. So […]

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