Ugh. I’m sick. It doesn’t make sense to be sick, because it’s spring, but then again IT WAS FUCKING SNOWING ALL WEEKEND! In *April!* Snow, unashamed, like it’s supposed to be there and not totally fucking with another season. It’s sick and it scares the bejesus out of me. I mean, I’m no crazy hippy […]

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So yeah, I’ll poke around and see if I can change the font. Because it doesn’t seem to be good for some people, and I want to be accommodating to my millions of fans. Well, all four of them or something.
I’ve been busy like a bastard in a being a bastard contest lately. Looking […]

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Ahhh, yes, after a long winters nap, the finger returns. Angry, and full of fingery fury.
This week, The Finger goes to Pam Anderson’s bullshit new sitcom, “Stacked.” See, it’s funny because it’s set in a bookstore stacked with books, and she also has big titties. You say how that works, the tit joke in […]

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So yeah, I’ve been sucked into the magical world of Harry Potter. Sure, I was one of the last people on Earth to read them, not out of any kind of outright animosity or anything like that, I just never really was that gung ho into sitting and reading them. I watched the movies, […]

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