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Entries from April 2005

All who reside but fail to appear may be expelled from the block beautification committee

April 25th, 2005 · No Comments

Ugh. I’m sick. It doesn’t make sense to be sick, because it’s spring, but then again IT WAS FUCKING SNOWING ALL WEEKEND! In *April!* Snow, unashamed, like it’s supposed to be there and not totally fucking with another season. It’s sick and it scares the bejesus out of me. I mean, I’m no crazy hippy […]

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You’ll do it to the living end…starring James Bond

April 20th, 2005 · No Comments

So yeah, I’ll poke around and see if I can change the font. Because it doesn’t seem to be good for some people, and I want to be accommodating to my millions of fans. Well, all four of them or something.
I’ve been busy like a bastard in a being a bastard contest lately. Looking […]

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Stack this

April 13th, 2005 · 4 Comments

Ahhh, yes, after a long winters nap, the finger returns. Angry, and full of fingery fury.
This week, The Finger goes to Pam Anderson’s bullshit new sitcom, “Stacked.” See, it’s funny because it’s set in a bookstore stacked with books, and she also has big titties. You say how that works, the tit joke in […]

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Chamberlain? You could hold his heat in the toilet and he’d still give you half of Europe

April 7th, 2005 · No Comments

So yeah, I’ve been sucked into the magical world of Harry Potter. Sure, I was one of the last people on Earth to read them, not out of any kind of outright animosity or anything like that, I just never really was that gung ho into sitting and reading them. I watched the movies, […]

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