I’m so glad they keep making fun of the Ashlee Simpson thing on Saturday Night Live. It cracks me up.
There’s a Trivial Pursuit DVD SNL edition. I would totally rule that. I would rock it, as if I were some sort of hurricane.
For those of you keeping track at home, yes, we have […]
Entries from October 2004
I just took your wallet, you still want to be a supervillan?
October 31st, 2004 · 2 Comments
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Christ lives in a pineapple under the sea
October 28th, 2004 · 2 Comments
So I saw a kid come into the store today who was wearing a t-shirt done up like the Spongebob Squarepants logo, but instead it said “God’s Love: Soak it up!” What the fuck is that about?
So I actually watched the baseball game last night. I tuned in during the 4th inning, and when I […]
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…and my balls can’t take it. Big and then small, big, small, big…
October 26th, 2004 · 4 Comments
It’s been gorgeous the past couple of days, which is nice, but c’mon, it’s October, maybe 68 degree weather isn’t cool. I love when my heat clicks on in the morning, and then it’s almost 70 that day.
I got an interesting, if not potentially untrue, piece of political news yesterday. The boss of my […]
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If I had known you could just call the cops on him I would’ve done that years ago. “Hello, Police? There’s a man in a butterfly costume shooting lasers at my robot.”
October 25th, 2004 · No Comments
So I did that thing the other day where I sent an email that was just supposed to go to one person to everyone on my email list. Thankfully it was just an email to my parents about Thanksgiving plans and my daughter’s shoe size (and no Mike, you don’t get to know it, you […]
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It’s a boy. In case you were wondering.
October 19th, 2004 · 3 Comments
Continuing research in irony. Irony is Slipknot (the jackass metal band that wears “scary” masks and call themselves by numbers) saying that what they do proves that there’s no room for bullshit in the music industry.
Yeah, irony.
This was on Uranium, the metal show hosted by Juliya, who is fucking uber-hot. I don’t normally […]
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Get your own fantasy, drip-locks. They’re having my baby.
October 18th, 2004 · No Comments
Eww, they have twinkies that have green filling in them to promote Shrek 2 on DVD? Thatís gross. Then again, I have issues with food being the colors itís not supposed to be, or being used for what itís not intended for.
Which is for eating, not fooling around.
Speaking of, Iíve been doing a little […]
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ìToo rich, too connected, too pretty,î Mark said, shaking his head. ìIt never really changes, does it?î
October 15th, 2004 · 1 Comment
Best Joke I’ve Heard in a While:
A man and a boy are walking through the woods at night, and as they get further and further into the woods, the boy starts hugging up on the guy’s leg. Finally, the man goes “Kid, what’s the problem?”
“I’m scared,” the little boy says.
“You’re scared? How do you think […]
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