So I forgot to mention the best thing about my little east coast visit. A little something that may well be my key to fortune and glory, Dr. Jones.
Two words: Pirate Jesus.
Roll it around in your mouth. Arrr, does not the gospel of the sea taste like sweet, sea air?
Weíll see how this […]
Entries from September 2004
You look like the Marlboro Man. If the Marlboro man smoked cock instead of cigarettes.
September 30th, 2004 · No Comments
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The kind of wedding that makes you want to renew your vows…like never drinking again.
September 27th, 2004 · No Comments
And we’re back.
My sisters wedding was this weekend, and man, what a tremendously fun time it was. A great ceremony (Catholic, but light on the cardio up-and-down), and perhaps the best reception I’ve been at in perhaps ever. It was outside at a campground next to a lake, with live music provided by all […]
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I live in the weak and the wounded…
September 18th, 2004 · No Comments
Not a lot to report. I’m slogging through the comic book mines at work, trying to force in some semblance of order. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve alphabetized comics, sorted comics, or bagged and boarded comics, I’d be a trillionaire.
I’m watching the new Batman cartoon now. Interesting. I still prefer […]
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If you’d played by the rules, the ghost pirate rules, we would have been fine, but no, you had to go nuts and killa guy.
September 12th, 2004 · 1 Comment
Ah, so, another year come and gone. How did I spend my 28th anniversary? Lots of liquor and feeling sorry for myself. Bravo, young man, bravo. In any case, time has moved on, and so will I.
Phase one of my little master plan has gone into effect. Hopefully, phase two will happen soon.
Oooh, […]
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You don’t want your life ending up as black and white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key
September 8th, 2004 · 3 Comments
It looks like this month is going to be a big rollercoaster, which I guess sounds fun, but still. Work schedule got rearranged, my time with Allie is changing a little bit, and then changing again, Iím going to my sisters wedding in NJ. Ah well, nothing ever stays normal.
Tick tock, Clarice, tick tock. […]
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Me and my half-vampire, half-werewolf girlfriend are going to eat deep-fried baby sandwiches and watch cannibal porn
September 2nd, 2004 · 2 Comments
I just watched ìUnderworldî for the first time tonight.
Jesus fucking Christ, what garbage. What utter, useless, thoughtless garbage. Iím sick of this kind of sub-par nonsense. This is a Vampires vs. Werewolves movie? Iím tired of everyone strutting around in leather and PVC corsets. Iím tired of vampires that just sit around looking all mopey […]
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