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Entries from July 2004

Let’s hug it out, bitch

July 27th, 2004 · 2 Comments

So itís been a busy couple of days it seems, but really, theyíve been pretty damn relaxing.
Chapter Eight is finally dead. I stalked it through the jungle, wore it down, killed it and ate its heart and liver to make me stronger.
Thatís a gross way to say that I finally cracked it and […]

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Never take nickname advice from a man named P Diddy…

July 20th, 2004 · No Comments

A good day, so I think I’m gonna do a “What I Did Today” post.
My sleep’s been wonky lately, so I crashed out early adn was able to spring up and out when Melissia dropped Allie off at 8. Watched Sportscenter and when Allie’s sitter picked her up I played some football and then took […]

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I don’t have any poetry, I’m on VH fucking 1

July 16th, 2004 · No Comments

So Iím real broken up about the Lakers off-season meltdown. Honest. I feel *terrible.* Kobe is such a little dick cheese, but yíknow, heís going to have a great time in prison. Seriously, heís going to do the easiest time known to man. I mean, whoís gonna mess with him? No one. To make it […]

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Iíll just consign myself to receiving excrement in the mail for the rest of my life.

July 12th, 2004 · 3 Comments

So weíre in the horrid, sweaty, arm-pit like belly of summer here in Ohio. Itís like while I was away someone dialed up the humidity to a constant 90%.
Hey, what happens when itís 100% humidity? Are we all swimming? Do we become Atlantis?
Itís weird being at Dark Star two days in a row. I […]

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In a world where Crocker can make 2 plus 2 equal fish, the truth is meaningless!

July 10th, 2004 · No Comments

My 7-year old daughterís favorite song being ìYeahî by Usher is cute. Hearing her sing the line ìWe want a lady in the street but a freak in the bedî makes it less so.
Iím so suing Usher for corrupting my little girl. The sad thing is, there are people out there who might consider […]

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What do you call this place?

July 9th, 2004 · No Comments

Aaaaand weíre back.
A good vacation, thatís for sure. Not stressful or difficult, and long enough to make me very happy to be home. On me and Allieís flight from Detroit to Syracuse, I got seated in between Allie and a middle-aged soccer mom who introduced herself to me by saying ìDonít worry, I wonít draw […]

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I believe there’s a hero inside of all of us

July 1st, 2004 · 3 Comments

So Spider-Man 2, in the words of Carl from Aqua Teens: “Awesome. Frickin’ awesome!”
Seriously, lets say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of awesomeness you would find in a movie. With Spider-Man 2, however, you get a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 lbs. That’s a big Twinkie. FILLED WITH AWESOME!
Really, it’s an amazing […]

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