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Entries from June 2004

I’m remixing his face

June 27th, 2004 · 2 Comments

Home stretch, now. Donít give in, keep those legs up.
College reunion is done, and I now find myself a hop skip and a jump away from my own little Antioch graduation, then vacation, thenÖthen who knows. Iím excited about being at Dark Star, no doubt, but right now itís like holding your breath and […]

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Don’t you trust anyone? I trust my barber…

June 24th, 2004 · 2 Comments

So here’s how you get over a really bad day: For dinner have a package of Oatmeal Rasin cookies, a six-pack of Killians and watch the Scooby-Doo movie.
So yeah, better.
Things aren’t as bad as I thought, which is good, and I need to remember that in most cases they never are. I see […]

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How about this, ski-king? Why don’t you take your momma home some chicken, and I won’t have to put my boot all up in your ass

June 22nd, 2004 · 1 Comment

I’m miserable, and I hate everything.
Sometimes stress is like carbon monoxide, and by the time you feel dizzy and faint the damage is done and you can’t even breathe. It feels like everything that can go wrong or bad has, and it makes me just want to scream and yell and tear down the […]

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June 19th, 2004 · No Comments

Now that the finals are over I have time to watch some of my host of movies, and Iíve done soÖWITH A VENGEANCE! I watched ěHouse of a 1000 Corpses,î and to be fairÖthere were only about 987, so I felt a little ripped off. It was okay, although I guess I canít judge too […]

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You know what the worst part of being a slave is? They make you work but they won’t pay you or let you go.

June 16th, 2004 · No Comments

In honor of the devestatingly awesome Pistons victory over the Lakers last night, destroying them for all time and winning the Finals, I have written a couple of haikus, as Kenzie often does (although not about basketball.)
Laker Dynasty
Ends in a savage beating.
Shaq, Kobe: Weep, jerks.
Ben Wallace’s Fro
Giant, awesome, I envy.
My sad white-boy hair.
Colorado bound?
Hey Kobe, […]

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My programming does not include the dynamics of human peer bonding

June 12th, 2004 · 1 Comment

Thereís a point right before I start exercising, right as Iím laying there under the bench press, hands gripping the bar and taking a deep breath, that I absolutely donít want to do it. I just want to give up and quit and go back downstairs and change back into my street clothes and just […]

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When I’m on the mic, the girlies wanna flizz-irt, but I tell ‘em chill like a DQ Blizzard

June 6th, 2004 · 1 Comment

I don’t know how I missed it in my last entry, but some ways leaving Antioch can’t come at a better time, as it feels like everything is physically falling apart there. In May, when I turned on the lights in the store to open one morning, two of the fixtures had mini-explosions (including one […]

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