The New Axis of Evil: Miles Papasian, Andrew VanDecamp and Michael.

TV is so good lately, and it’s kind of sad that a lot of it is going away at the end of the month. What are we going to do this summer? I guess Kenzie and I will end up like those Lost fans last summer gojng “Ahhhh, I can’t wait until next season!” I hope they don’t do a big cliffhanger at the end of the season, as I just fucking hate those things. I think Buffy kind of spoiled me for that. Sure every now and again there was a cliffhanger, but for the most part the season wrapped and the major business is tied up. 24 is kind of like that too, in the sense that the actual danger of the season will be over, but there may be something like “Hey, Jack’s been declared dead, I wonder how he’s going to make it make to the show for next season.” I wondering if at the end of this day Jack will end up being picked up by the Chinese and taken away to prison, only to be broken out or released before next season begins.

Housewives has been a little bland this season, but it looks like they’re throwing everything up in the air in these past few episodes. I am so frickin’ pissed at the whole “Tom has been cheating” storyline that’s developed. I mean really, are all the guys going to be shitheads? I mean, c’mon. I’m hoping that there’s some other explanation for it, but it’s looking pretty grim. “Honey, you don’t understand…she’s my CIA contact, and we rocketed into space to save the world!” Not likely, but still.

Speaking of “Lost” that show has taken meta-fiction to a whole ‘nother level. A level where there are gold coins of happiness everywhere, and you just run around with unlimited time collecting them all at your leisure. So the other night there was apprently a commericial for the Hanso Foundation during Lost (y’know, the company that created the Dharma Initiative) with an 877 number to call for information (1-877-HANSORG). When you call you get the corporations voicemail directory, and you can listen to information about the company and its directors. Then you get directed to thier webpage , where you can get more information about them, as well as a press-release denoucing the book “Bad Twin,” by Gary Troup , which features the Foundation ina negative light, as well the last work written by the author, handed in moments before he boarded Oceanic Flight 815…

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Whew…I mean, that’s just awesome.

In other news, we had a killer Free Comic Book Day at the store, and I’m looking forward to exploiting it for even more gains throughout the summer. Making strides, making progress, getting one step closer to global domination.

I wanted to get more stuff done today, like writing and research and shit like that, but I got stuck on one of the stupid fucking Radio Controlled plane missions in San Andreas and it ate away my life like ebola. Not cool man, not cool. So I’m going to try to recover what left of the day I can.